1- Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they found a 1000 rupee note lying.
Santa – what should we do now?
Banta- We will take 50:50.
Santa – What about the rest 900?
2- How did Samoan climb the tree? He did not. He frightened the limbs with it.
3- A: Just look at that young man with short hair and blue jeans. is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She is my sister.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you were his father.
B: I’m not. I am his mother.
4- David: Why did Broom get a bad grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it always used to sweep during class!
5- From father to son:
whenever i beat you,
don’t be angry,
How do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet.
seat with your toothbrush
6- Teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in the simple present.
Student: I’ll go. You go….
The teacher explained to him: Please hurry up.
Student: I’ll run. you run …
7- Don’t be racist; Racism is a crime; And Crime Is For Black People.
8- Boy: Girl, what’s your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Boy: Aren’t we talking about the things we cheat on?
9- Man: How did you settle with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: And what did he say?
Husband: I was very bad and she said come out, I will not tell you anything…
10- A robber comes to the store and steals a TV.
A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”